Dame Vanessa Charles Presents: A Letter from Me, Darlings!

While I love all romance books, there are some that are better than others.

This is also true ove lovers and bed partners as the Dame has found out on many an occasion. I find that it is best to set out a scale with which to judge each book. This way you will know which to welcome to your bed and which to walk away quickly from.

ONE PEARL: Not even worth a quick kiss, Darlings. Stay away from this one. Stay FAR away.

TWO PEARLS: Hot enough to make a spark but not hot enough to start a fire. Limp Darling! It belongs in Lake Falcid!

THREE PEARLS: Things are starting to heat up Darlings. There is a flush in my cheeks but no follow through and I've been left wanting. Never good if you want to be truly satisfied.

FOUR PEARLS: Oh my goodness Darlings! I can't talk because of sheer pleasure. Though maybe the book has a thing or two out of place, my fire is roaring and my eyes are glowing. Hot stuff, Darlings! Handle with care!

FIVE PEARLS: Danger, Darlings, danger! This book is an inferno that will burn your hands and set you aflame! Fire, fire fire and it feels good, Darlings!

Dame Vanessa Charles Presents

A Letter from Me, Darlings!

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